Demetri-Martin.com Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Ok, I'm a liar. These are not frequently asked questions, at least not yet. See, at the time of writing this, Demetri-Martin.com doesn't even exist yet. Therefore, no questions have been asked. However, I've come up with a few questions that I can certainly see being asked at some point in the future and figured I'd answer them before they are ever asked. Here goes...

Are you Demetri Martin?
No.

Is this Demetri Martin's official web site?
No.

Is this site in any way affiliated with him?
No.

Does he even know this site exists?
I have no idea.

Do you know Demetri Martin in any way, shape or form?
Yeah, I knew him as a triangle, and then as a gas. No, I do not know him at all.

There's no need for sarcasm.
There's no need to be talking to myself either.

Good point. So really then you're just a fan with some free time who likes doing web site related things?
Pretty much.