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Hey. Welcome to the official unofficial web site of stand up comedian, comedy writer, actor and face of Microsoft's Windows Vista ad campaign, Demetri Martin. It took me 15 minutes to come up with that intro. I'm a genius.
If you were expecting the official web site of Demetri Martin, you're in the wrong place. But wait, hang on. You are still very likely to find whatever it is you were looking for and possibly even more. Seriously. There's stuff like Demetri's complete bio/resume, videos of him doing stand up, a review of his CD, television and movie appearances, upcoming projects, and really anything that is in any way associated with Mr. Martin.
I also update the site as often as needed to make sure it continues to satisfy all of your Demetri Martin needs. Or, at the very least, satisfy my need to do something when I'm really bored.
For example, have you ever woken up one morning to the unfortunate news that Demetri Martin was on Conan or Letterman or something, and you missed it? Or maybe that he did stand up at a comedy club in your area and again, you missed it? Or perhaps that he wrote a book, recorded a CD, made a movie, or just did something really cool... and you, a supposed Demetri Martin fan, just didn't know about it?
Well, let this web site help you stop that from happening.
Whenever anything goes down or even has the slightest possibility of going down, and it involves Demetri Martin, I will find out about it and then put it on here. I will constantly search for news, interviews, articles, future projects, upcoming television and comedy club appearances, pictures, videos, mp3s, (and really any file extension) so that this web site relentlessly has its finger on the pulse of all things Demetri Martin.
I apologize if that last paragraph stop making sense at some point. I think it started off making sense, but that may have stopped somewhere towards the end. However, please don't let my lack of sense-making deter you from bookmarking this site and checking back often. I promise to make sense when it counts.
Really, I'm just a long time Demetri Martin fan. I've always been a huge fan of stand up comedy, and Demetri just so happens to be my favorite comedian. He's original, creative, smart and funny, which makes him different/better than 99% of the population of current stand up comedians.
As a fan, it's my goal to try to see and/or hear whatever work he does and be in the know about whatever there is to be in the know about. With this being my goal, a thought popped into my head. "Hey, I should make a web site."
This, my friends, is that web site... sort of.